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Mean Girls quote


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Be right back; consoling myself with cheese


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Needs more gifs


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Too many gifs


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fluff it 

Please repeat your previous statement, but replace all words with pictures of adorable cats.

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The author of the book will roll in his or her grave

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Ten Things I Hate About You quote

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Facebook post is too vague to be meaningful

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I violently disagree with your opinion, but because this is a public forum for families and impressionable pets I will refrain from taking you to the metaphorical woodshed with my switch-like rhetoric.


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Too drunk to type

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Not drunk enough to forget problems

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Sorry, I watched Les Miserables again and now I can’t do anything but cry and belt out strident war ballads


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I am raising one eyebrow

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I am raising one eyebrow suggestively

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Oscar Wilde quote

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Too many abbreviations

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Carrie Jewett is a law student in Seattle. She can often be spotted reading caselaw, reveling in her debt, or admiring other people's work-life balance.

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