Proposed Internet Slang

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mgq 

Mean Girls quote

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brbcmwc 

Be right back; consoling myself with cheese

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More_gifs

nmg

Needs more gifs

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tmg

Too many gifs

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fluff it 

Please repeat your previous statement, but replace all words with pictures of adorable cats.

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rihg 

The author of the book will roll in his or her grave

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10tq 

Ten Things I Hate About You quote

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V

Facebook post is too vague to be meaningful

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I violently disagree with your opinion, but because this is a public forum for families and impressionable pets I will refrain from taking you to the metaphorical woodshed with my switch-like rhetoric.

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eatoie aosoc[;a 

Too drunk to type

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whyy my lif happn  

Not drunk enough to forget problems

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24601 

Sorry, I watched Les Miserables again and now I can’t do anything but cry and belt out strident war ballads

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I am raising one eyebrow

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I am raising one eyebrow suggestively

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owq 

Oscar Wilde quote

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tma

Too many abbreviations

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35 Comments

    1. mbculver +2

      I keep watching the Oscar Wilde GIF, drooling over Colin Firth, and harking back to those halcyon days when Rupert Everett had his original (lovely, un-surgeried) face.

  1. CleverManka +22

    When the day comes that I can have a screen installed somewhere on my body (I nominate my right eye) so I can communicate via GIFS, I will be the first person in line. Well, possibly the second person. Right behind this article’s author.

    1. SarcasticFringehead +14

      They’re just so much better at conveying what I mean than the words I make with my mouth.

  2. alicia +11

    You have no idea how long I have waited for a “one raised eyebrow” emoticon. I have needed it so.

    1. beatrizcentury +5

      I can’t stop. Thanks a lot LIVEJOURNAL.

      *to be fair I’ve gotten a lot better.

  3. tclawren +14

    BRBCMWC is going to be the name of my new band. This will mostly consist of me saying I’m in a band but really just eating a lot of cheese.

  4. shahea +7

    That Rock gif was not only perfect, but it was timely, as there seems to be a leeeeeetle bit of a Dwayne Johnson explosion in my Toasty Twitter feed. (That I in no way helped to subdue by posting the picture of The Rock as Hercules.)

      1. samaraweiss +6

        Actually, I could use an abbreviation of that a lot in my internet life; it’s most of what I feel like saying.

  5. ArsenioB_Ham +10

    My two reactions to this post:

    (1) Night cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

    (2) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH *sobs*

  6. tekkah +15

    I just have to comment to appreciate all the eyebrows. I mean my body is just going THE ROCK? NO, IDRIS. NO, THE ROCK. NO, IDRIS.

    Thank you.

    (Also, because I need to give a thumbs up to Sednarea51’s tweet calling the Rock’s eyebrow “The People’s Eyebrow,” I just. YES.)

    1. sednarea51 +5

      Have you not heard The People’s Eyebrow before?! BEST NAME. God, I wish I could take credit for it.

      And completely agreed about those dueling eyebrows. The screen space directly between those two gifs is my happy spot.

  7. NicoleCliffe +41

    Guys, if I told you how long I spent picking these GIFs yesterday, they would not let me parent children anymore.

    1. citizenchristy +19

      That Mycroft one, though.

      I just found out Mark Gatiss and his partner have a dog named Bunsen and a Victorian laboratory in their house. I WANT TO BE THEiR NIECE.

  8. DeLoreanGrey +13

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    I am raising one eyebrow *really* suggestively OR something terrible has happened to my face please take me to hospital

  9. Bittersweet

    I keep watching the Oscar Wilde GIF, drooling over Colin Firth, and harking back to those halcyon days when Rupert Everett had his original (lovely, un-surgeried) face.