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The Toast has acquired another Nicole as part of our long-term plan to absorb every woman with that name in the next five years. Please give the warmest, Toastiest welcome you can muster to Nicole Chung! She’s ours now, and we are hers.

Nicole grew up in Oregon and now makes her home outside of Washington, DC. Her articles and essays have appeared in The Toast, Bitch, Salon, TheAtlantic.com, and other publications. She is the co-editor of the Hyphen Magazine blog.

Nicole is joining us in the capacity of assistant editor, which means she’ll be doing a lot of behind-the-scenes work managing the editorial calendar with Nicole “Original Flavor” Cliffe and working with some of our authors on editing their pieces. Her writing will also turn up from time to time, so stay sharp.

Nicole! Welcome! Where are you writing from right now?

My bedroom, the only guaranteed-child-free room in the house. I can still hear them, of course. I’m cursed with excellent hearing.

Have you tried soundproofing your rec room?

That is a solid idea. but honestly I’m not going to be soundproofing anything until they are old enough to definitely not burn the house down, you know?

You’re never too old to burn the house down. Just too old to do it accidentally.

I shouldn’t really talk actually, because of the four people in my family I am the only one to ever start a fire. A small one! Very small.

Oh, my God.

Hardly worth mentioning.

What did you do??

Okay, there were extenuating circumstances.

!!

My husband and I have this bad habit of leaving things on the flat-top range that don’t go there. Like wooden cutting boards.

NICOLE.

I don’t know which one of us left it there, but anyway, I had a friend over, and I was trying to be a good hostess, so I offered to make us some tea. I filled the kettle, put it on the usual burner, turned on the heat, and walked away, only…I turned on the WRONG BURNER.

YOU SAID YOU WERE DETAIL-ORIENTED

It was really a teeny, TINY fire, mostly smoke.

Hmm. I’m going to have to watch you suspiciously. Okay, don’t think, just answer: three favorite books?

Pride and Prejudice. A Wrinkle in Time. E.B. White’s book of essays.

Oh, you know how to work a crowd. What piece have you written that you’re proudest of?

Not to be a kissass, but I really love the piece I wrote for The Toast about my grandma and our adventures.

GOOD ANSWER. Favorite piece you’ve ever edited?

This is much harder. Sharon Chang has written a couple of great articles for Hyphen about mixed-race Asian identity, and I love them both. I also love Akemi Johnson’s beautiful essay about her grandmother and the legacy of internment in her Japanese American family.

What is something that all Toastrons should know about you?

Well, apparently I’m obsessed with grandmothers. Also, I think a lot of writers get into editing in part because it’s one way to make a living with words. For me the editing itself, getting to work with writers, is its own end goal. I truly love it. I think it’s a great privilege to be able to read and help others tell the stories that mean so much to them.

NICOLE! You are a treasure; I’m so glad we will have you on our team. Okay, last question. It’s a real softball: best thing you’ve eaten this week?

Last night I had a cheeseburger and fries and this amazing Coldstone Creamery chipwich-type thing and it was by far the best decision of my week.

COLDSTONE CREAMERY makes sandwiches?

YES

I am not a big Coldstone person. But I might reconsider, for you, and for chipwiches.

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Welcome! The coven meets every waxing moon, and the DAD MAGAZINE altar is to the left as you enter the lobby,
If I change my name to Nicole can I get absorbed too? Or is it only Nicoles-by-birth? (And welcome Nicole!)
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Hurrah! Nicole, do you have a preferred shorthand? (NSC? Nicole 2.0? Assistant Editor Nicole? Supreme Goddess Nicole?)
6 replies · active 553 weeks ago
So we've got Nicole Prime and Impostor Nicole, right? Are they eventually going to duke it out over rightful ownership of the name? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
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Yeah! Welcome, Nicole! Happydance for another Nicole at the Toast.

Also, editors who love to edit more than write are the best people, says a writer.
Welcome, Nicole! We are glad to have you, and we've all left things-we-shouldn't on our stovetops; don't even worry about it.
27 replies · active 553 weeks ago
Welcome, Nicole! Other Nicole. Secondary Host Nicole. Nicole2.
Hooray! Welcome! As a Nicole myself, I am preparing my body to be tractor-beamed up into the Mothership.
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I'm so excited about this- I LOVED that piece on your grandmother. Hurrahs to Classic Nicole and Mallory on an excellent hire!
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Nicole and I are already Twitter friends. I already know of her awesomeness. (Feeling just a tiny bit smug about that now.Like I knew all along subliminally that she was the Chosen One) Welcome Nicole 2.0!
Obsessed with grandmothers! Love it. Welcome Nicole! (Also, if it makes you feel any better, I more than once burned the bottom off my dad's kettle growing up, because for some godforsaken reason he kept acquiring kettles that didn't whistle, so I'd put them on for tea and then go downstairs and forget about them.)
Welcome Nicole! Hah, it can't even be Nicole C. It's a Toast Conspiracy to make it as difficult to differentiate you as possible. CALLAHAN!
Welcome, Nikki!

I'm another usually competent and detail-oriented person who once caused an accidental fire in a kitchen. Mine was when I was a kid and I was told to steam some vegetables on the stove. I didn't realize that the water in the veggies themselves wasn't enough to steam them, so I just put the steamer basket and the veggies in a pot and turned the stove to high. A noxious cloud of fumes emerged, and now I will never forget to put water in again. :/
Congrats, Nicole!
Welcome! Huzzah!
Ahhhh welcome! We are so excited to have you!
HI NIKKI!

I once set our kitchen on fire via flames transferring from the microwave to the wallpaper. It happens to the best of us.
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Yay CALLAHAN! I love Hyphen Magazine, it was a beacon in the dark when I was first looking for Asian American writing on the Internet.

I love that you accidentally started a fire because you were trying to make tea for someone. Priorities, you have them :D
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Welcome! I'm also a writer who's really interested in making a career out of editing for its own sake, rather than to just survive. Is there anything you recommend for jumping into that boat? Feel free just to link me a helpful article, if you know of one that has all the good advice.
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Hi Nicole! So excited you're joining The Toast!
CALLAHAN. ACCEPT YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS OUR NEW CO-OVERLORD ON THE DOUBLE.
Hello and welcome!! Anyone that likes Chipwiches is a friend to me.

Also, did you guys know that the branded Chipwich does not exist anymore?? Apparently Nestle bought it and abandoned it in favor of their own bullshit chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich and I am not okay with that.
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CALLAHAN is reminding me of SWINTON, so I heartily approve.

Welcome!
There can never be too many Nicoles. Welcome!
In college, I did elder care and my employers had a flat-top range; during my 2 years working for them, I melted AT LEAST one cutting board so badly that it bonded to the surface.

(This is my way of saying welcome, Nikki!)
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YOU SAID YOU WERE DETAIL-ORIENTED

LOOK a person can't be oriented toward ALL the details ALL the time, you know?

Anyway, welcome Nicole!
Congrats, Nicole!
Hello Nicole! I will secretly think of you as Pyromaniac Nicole.
Nooooo, treat all burners as on, always. This is the only safe way for those of us who are spatially-challenged and turn on the wrong burner.

Similarly = only store things in the oven that can safely survive a pre-heating, like cast-iron pans.

I learned this the hard way so that you don't have to.

BUT ANYWAY, welcome to you, New Nicole.
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Welcome to the newest Nicole!
NICOLE I loved your My Grandmother, The Time Traveller. I am super excited that you are the newest Nicole at The Toast. My father almost burnt the house down once trying to make home made glue out of donkey's feet. The house smelt of dead donkey for like the whole of the rest of the summer. Basically what I'm saying is that at least your fire related accident involved a chopping board, which is a normal thing to have in the kitchen; you are still a responsible person.
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Yay!
Also, now I can't hear/see Coldstone Creamery without thinking of Ras Trent, so there's that.
Who hasn't set a small selfcontained-ish fire?
Also, welcome!
1. Welcome!
2. Does this mean DC Toastie meet ups will come with an editrix now? :P
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YOU GUYS. I am completely overwhelmed by the sheer wonderfulness of all your comments! I want to go through and respond to each one, but until I get the chance, THANK YOU ALL for your lovely words. Let's have tea. At your house.
Congratulations, Nicole! Welcome!
EXCELLENT! Congratulations to Nikki-Nicole—and to The Toast for landing her as assistant editor! Callahan*, if you can keep children from burning down a house despite your shining example, you can surely keep us in line.

*I am an affectionate last-namer myself: I call myself by my last name when I'm in need of encouragement and call my husband by his last name… well, pretty much always.
Congrats and welcome!
Welcome! And listen, who here hasn't almost burned down a house? I mean really.
I heard somebody on The Twitters mentioning they didn't get this gig, then realized a decision must have been made, then made a squeaky noise of anticipatory glee. And here you are! Welcome, Nikki, and enjoy the ride. My goal for this week is to find a Chipwich, so I can toast you. Failing that I'm going for an It's-It, just so you're forewarned.
I received the collected essays of E.B. White as a gift, and it was one of the best gifts I've ever received. A+.

Congrats and welcome!
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I have a fat book of E.B. White's letters, and it inspired me to be a truly irritating e-mail correspondent. Go ahead! Tell a single person your feelings and anecdotes! That way, you can talk about them more than once!
Congrats and welcome Nicole! Looking forward to enjoying the work of the expanded Toast team. :)
The toast is incredibly lucky to have you!
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chickpeas · 553 weeks ago

Oh, wow, Nicole -- we actually went to school together though I don't think we ever met. We were livejournal (I KNOW, I KNOW) friends for awhile, when that was a thing? I'm not going to say anymore for fear of doxxing myself, but, wow, cool, welcome!
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YAY! Welcome, Nikki!
Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaang I am automatically in love with anyone who includes E.B. White's collected essays on a list of fav books.

Also I once set a fondue pot on fire which is so special, since they are designed to reside over a flame.
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Congratulations and welcome, Nicole!

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