so i just hold the beanspoon near my nose and scream, is that right
ah, waiter, another bunch of raw green onions for the table, please

YELLING NEAR BEANS IS WHAT EATING IS

nothing terrifying about this meal!!!!

this is my secret oyster, don’t tell the woman with no eyes

tits out, peacock bread, time to stab a fish

SPOON MOUTH SPOON MOUTH FILL MY MOUTH WITH CHEEEESE

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