so i just hold the beanspoon near my nose and scream, is that right
ah, waiter, another bunch of raw green onions for the table, please
YELLING NEAR BEANS IS WHAT EATING IS
nothing terrifying about this meal!!!!
this is my secret oyster, don’t tell the woman with no eyes
tits out, peacock bread, time to stab a fish
SPOON MOUTH SPOON MOUTH FILL MY MOUTH WITH CHEEEESE
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.