Okay, make that one gift idea:

$85, on sale from $170.00
at press time, only four were left
Now, for the middle-class idiot in your life:
$49, on sale from $105.00
Tags: advice, gift ideas, I actually love this site but sometimes there are things for sale that are just bananas, rich idiots

Somehow misread your last sentence as mentioning "a nice picture of food."
I'm so hungry
Right? What the hell is Tic Tac Toe, it has nothing to do with anything!
It does not contain Tics, nor tacs, NOR TOES.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT BC AMERICANS ADOPTED THE GAMES BY PLAYING THEM WITH THE TEETH AND TOES OF REDCOATS
I AM FULLY PREPARED TO BELIEVE THAT OF THE COLONIAL SAVAGES
A of all THOSE ARE NOT CROSSES, they are XES
YOU ARE AN UNEDUCATED HEATHEN
THEY ARE CROSSES
IT'S CALLED 'ENGLISH' FOR A REASON MALLORY
i will defend noughts and crosses at the barricades, on the beaches and to the end
Aw yisss, it's going to be Catalog Season soon, I can spend hours poring over Things No-one Could Possibly Need, all of which either light up, play a Christmas tune, or have a clock on. I love idiotic catalog season.
…aaaaaaaaaan sold out!
Four more rich idiots have been happy.
I thought it was just me that did this. Hurrah! My mother is a total sucker for catalogues so I spend ages gently mocking her when I go to visit.