Imaginary Back-to-School Shopping for Adults -The Toast

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YOU CAN ERASE TIME WITH THESE LITTLE BASTARDS

THESE PENS LOOK GREAT YOU COULD STILL USE PENS

NOT THESE THOUGH YOU WILL NEVER NEED THESE AGAIN

WITE-OUT YOUR STUBBORN FOREHEAD WRINKLE

IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE THE HANDY KNOB BAR BUT WE KNEW SUCH JOY

YOU ONCE THOUGHT OF BINDERS WITHOUT IMMEDIATELY REMEMBERING MISOGYNY EXISTS

EVEN CHILDREN CANNOT ESCAPE THE ALLURE OF THE PAST LOOK AT THEIR PENCIL CASES

WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME WHY NOT ASK A LOCKER MIRROR

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