YOU CAN ERASE TIME WITH THESE LITTLE BASTARDS
THESE PENS LOOK GREAT YOU COULD STILL USE PENS
NOT THESE THOUGH YOU WILL NEVER NEED THESE AGAIN
WITE-OUT YOUR STUBBORN FOREHEAD WRINKLE
IN MY DAY WE DIDN’T HAVE THE HANDY KNOB BAR BUT WE KNEW SUCH JOY
YOU ONCE THOUGHT OF BINDERS WITHOUT IMMEDIATELY REMEMBERING MISOGYNY EXISTS
EVEN CHILDREN CANNOT ESCAPE THE ALLURE OF THE PAST LOOK AT THEIR PENCIL CASES
WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME WHY NOT ASK A LOCKER MIRROR
Nicole is an Editor of The Toast.
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