Are you in NYC? GO TO THIS EXHIBIT and don’t take pics of it for me.
There is a new Bitches Gotta Eat:
so my girl julia is a professor at columbia college and, because she obviously hates her students, she forced them to read a salty book about diarrhea and being bad at sex for class credit. then she invited me to talk to them about it. BECAUSE I WROTE IT.
i’m not even going to front, knowing that my stupid butthole book is being taught in real human classrooms makes me want to send one of those holiday update letters to everyone i hate with the words HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW in 72-point bold font printed on neon green eyeball-melting construction paper.
The world’s greatest feminist fishmonger.
Evil Dead 2 is on Netflix. Mallory and I watched it yesterday, and we said a bunch of super-witty things about it you would have enjoyed. There is no upper limit to how many times you can watch and enjoy Evil Dead 2.
Soviet-era illustrations of The Hobbit! But…but…where’s Tauriel? THAT IS A JOKE.
THAT is a quotable man:
“The Whites are known sons of bitches,” says Mitch Friedman, executive director of Conservation Northwest, which has championed wolf recovery in the region. “I don’t think anyone is the least bit surprised that they remain in the news.”
The East Harlem explosion is getting worse and sadder by the minute.
I would happily listen to David Remnick do topical stand-up comedy in front of a brick wall:
IC: I want to ask about Obama, whom you have written a lot about.
DR: Who?
IC: Obama. Our first Muslim president, from Kenya.
DR: Exactly.
Leslie Jamison got hired by the NYTBR, and I think she’s aces.
The Welcome to Night Vale meets Lesbian Bed Death parody you’ve always wanted.
