Movies Bible Verses Perfectly Illustrated By Scenes From Evil Dead II by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2014 There's a lot of overlap between the Bible and the movie Evil Dead II.
Books Missed Connections in a Gabriel García Márquez Story by Lindsay Schrupp · March 13, 2014 You: ninety-three, a whore, kneading dough with the heel of your shoe. Me: the village vicar, smelling of breast milk, black boots, double-barreled shotgun.
Link Roundup Link Roundup! by Nicole Cliffe · March 13, 2014 The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Art Dental Implants, Lasers, and Making Good Decisions by Christy Admiraal · March 13, 2014 Christy Admiraal tells tales of the dentist's office.
Movies How To Tell if You Are Fellini Trapped Inside a Fellini Film by Carmela D'Amico · March 13, 2014 It actually sounds pretty nice to be trapped inside a Fellini film, if you're Fellini?
Fan Fiction A Day In The Life of Gabrielle Union by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2014 Gabrielle Union wakes up, invents wine, does whatever.
Cartoons & Comics I’m Getting Really Tired Of Living In This Quaint English Village by John Leavitt · March 13, 2014 This quaint English village is too full of corpses.
Sex J. Robert Oppenheimer’s Celebrity Hookup List Revealed by Mallory Ortberg · March 13, 2014 Manhattan Project member and famed physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer writes a celebrity sex list.