“Age is nothing but a number that’s also a perfectly accurate description of just how old you are.”

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing, and also because of the actual, irrefutable passage of time, regardless of how much we play.”

“You’re only as young as you feel, and also you’re as old as you actually are.”

“In one sense, she’s an old soul. In another, truer sense, she’s literally 20.”

“Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter, except for in a physical and irrefutable sense.”

“Wrinkles show where your smiles have been, and also where your skin has lost significant amounts of collagen due to glycation, sun damage, and the natural effects of time.”

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you’re a cheese, or anything else subject to the natural processes of death and decay.”

“Age has no reality except in the physical world, which is of course the only world that any of us live in.”