Ugh Florentino. Why you gotta always be putting dbags in my beautiful flowery languaged books, genius authors?
dakimel+6
I’m taking that exercise advice for every emotional situation from now on.
feloniousgrammar+12
O.K., I took your advice, but all I could see out my big window was the awful new fence the people in the condo behind us put up.
It reminds me of HIM.
LeastBittern+15
And how de-fence-ive he is?
feloniousgrammar+3
Let’s just say he’s ivy league.
feloniousgramme
O.K., I took your advice, but all I could see out my big window was the awful new fence the people in the condo behind us put up.
It reminds me of HIM.
Spaghettius!+3
No but really, which nyc farmer’s market has the best pickles?
romastrega+7
This didn’t work ESPECIALLY AS HE IS AN OFFICE CRUSH AND I SEE HIM ALL DAY EVERY DAY DEAR GAWWWWWD WHHHHHHY NOOOOOOOOO. *ahem* Not that I relate to this in any way possible.
Sunshine+1
Clearly you should tramsmute your frustration and awkwardness over this crush into a simmering hatred, the source of which he can never understand.
Ugh Florentino. Why you gotta always be putting dbags in my beautiful flowery languaged books, genius authors?
I’m taking that exercise advice for every emotional situation from now on.
O.K., I took your advice, but all I could see out my big window was the awful new fence the people in the condo behind us put up.
It reminds me of HIM.
And how de-fence-ive he is?
Let’s just say he’s ivy league.
O.K., I took your advice, but all I could see out my big window was the awful new fence the people in the condo behind us put up.
It reminds me of HIM.
No but really, which nyc farmer’s market has the best pickles?
This didn’t work ESPECIALLY AS HE IS AN OFFICE CRUSH AND I SEE HIM ALL DAY EVERY DAY DEAR GAWWWWWD WHHHHHHY NOOOOOOOOO.
*ahem*
Not that I relate to this in any way possible.
Clearly you should tramsmute your frustration and awkwardness over this crush into a simmering hatred, the source of which he can never understand.
I mean, if you’re looking for the worst advice.
Let's just say he's ivy league.