Anna Pulley’s previous lesbian haiku work can be found here.

Illustrator credit: Kelsey Beyer

Where are all the real people?????

Open-minded,

non-judgmental girls only please!!!

No bisexuals.

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Why is a good friend so hard to find??

We must free the

libido from orgasmic

tyranny! Namaste!

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Not drauma!!!

Im a nice,healthy.

active,mentally girl!

Please be educated!!!!!!!!

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You: Into piercings, rectal exams, immobilizing bondage, colonic irrigations, enemas, nipple torture…

Must also love hugs

and Dance Moms. Long Term

Relationship Possible!!!!!

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Protest the inaccurate portrayal of snakes as cruel villains in the media!!!

Snakes are lovable

and deserve our empathy!! Join the

caussssss August 3!

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Not looking for ms. wrong Beth Miller!!!!

No men, no couples,

no flakes, no games, no one named

Beth Miller that whore!

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Don’t feel blue, feel indigo!!!!

Want a “a love that’s true?”

shall we “multiply life

by the Power Of Two?!?!!”

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Butch Tenors and Altos Sought!!

Female-identified

butches needed to

perform “classical songs.”

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RE: Not looking for ms. wrong Beth Miller!!!!

DON’T LISTEN TO MY

BITCH EX CINDY! SHE CAN’T

PAY RENT OR ATTENTION!!!!!

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I can’t assemble this fucking IKEA bedframe

You: Can read instructions

with no words. Me: Have

Allen Wrench, won’t travel.

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RE: Butch Tenors and Altos Sought!! (REVISED)

Ad was not a sex 

request!! Stop sending pics of

your “classically trained” “flute”!!

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