Anna Pulley’s previous lesbian haiku for The Toast can be found here.
Illustrator credit: Kelsey Beyer
Girl has sexual
awakening with teacher/
roommate/friend. Dies.
Girl has horrible,
traumatic past, present, and
future. Then she dies.
Girl has sexual
awakening with drug addict.
Drug addict dies.
Girl has sexual
awakening. Kills her
mother/lover for “funsies.”
Girl has sexual
awakening during Holocaust.
Everyone dies.
Girl has sexual
awakening, but decides
she likes men better.
Girl doesn’t have a
sexual awakening,
but she shaves her head!
Gina Gershon wears
a tight-fitting tank top. Sorry,
something else happened?
Straight-looking girl goes
gay. Male director slowly
jerks off for three hours.
Married lesbians
suffer from bed death, but are
still great parents!
Hetero subplot
added to make straights feel
better about “gay stuff.”
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