Anna Pulley’s previous lesbian haiku for The Toast can be found here. This post was brought to you by Jay Casey.
Illustrator credit: Kelsey Beyer
Petite Red Head and Caliente Latina Roommates Surprise the Pizza Delivery Man
With a lecture on
how his employer should
compost pizza boxes.
Two Blondes Engage in Some Much-Sought-After Pussy Play
Susan and Chris knew
how understaffed the local
no-kill shelter was.
A Blue-Haired Girl in Knee-Length Board Shorts Teaches Her Slutty Twin Sister a Lesson She Won’t Soon Forget
“You know, The Dog
Whisperer is really the same
episode every time.”
Cohabitating Co-Eds in Lust Swap Many Secrets
“Take off your shirt,” she
commands. “This soap I made
is hypoallergenic.”
Horny Amateur Babe Wearing Pajamas Her Mother Bought Her at Lands End Loves Dirty Talking Her Lover (A PhD Candidate in Musicology)
“This non-dairy ice
cream is so good I want to
put it in my vag!”
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A Busty Babe’s First Time Kissing Her Flat Mate
Ten hot seconds, followed
by months of “what does it
mean?” conversations.
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Naughty Lesbian Babysitter Has Surprise for Dad When He Returns Home
She let the kids stay
up until 11 watching
Harry Potter.
Hot MILFs Engage in a Steamy Clam Photo Sesh
One arranges bread
while the other gets the best
angle for Instagram.
Big-Boobed Sorority Sisters Satisfy Each Other’s Every Desire
Tofutti Cuties,
Hulu Plus, and analyzing
Liz Phair videos.
A Precocious Young Lass Has Something to Share with Her Catholic School-Girl Classmates After Class
A zine of Ani
lyrics, Glee fan fiction, and
the merits of jorts.
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