Yesterday, the following things happened to me in quick succession:

THING THE FIRST: I DESTROYED my deadlifting personal best at the YMCA.
THING THE SECOND: At almost the exact same time, someone smashed my car open and stole my stuff.
THING THE THIRD: I found a dollar on the ground! An entire dollar bill! Right there, on the ground!

So things are pretty much a wash. All is well; I feel very up to the task of filing claims and replacing what was taken and getting my car fixed up, but I am going to be running around today getting glass shards removed from the inside of my car door and so on, so I will not be here to provide you with the content you so desperately crave. Instead, please feel free to share any stories about the following:

1. Any weight-lifting personal bests and how you achieved them/how much pizza and candy you ate afterwards (three pieces of deep dish and a bunch of Twizzlers, for me)
2. The weirdest thing anyone’s ever stolen from you
3. How great it feels to find a dollar

Talk amongst yourselves! Back soon.