IMHO = in my horse’s opinion
SMH = suck my hand
SMDH = suck my dang hand
IMO = I married Odysseus
FWIW = For once, I wept
TBH = Tim’s best horses
AFAIK = And Frank? Ask it, k?
SJW = Sad Jimmy Wemberley
LMK = Let me krump
TIL = Tim is late/Tim is lost
ROFL = running on four legs
IIRC = if I run, Carl?
IRL = misspelling of “Earl”
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IMO & then never saw him again, sigh, the life of a sea witch
IMO, and thus I KNOW from running a kingdom, excellent weaving, and tricking people into not marrying me. Who’s a better fox, the fox or the fox’s wife who had to do all that tricky shit backwards in heels?
IMO; the force of my will was great enough that the most beautiful woman in the world held no charms for him, and he fell screaming into my orbit. MY WILL IS STRONGER THAN YOURS, HEAR MY WORDS.
sometimes i think penelope & odysseus’s other paramours would get along fantastically under different circumstances
(see also: yes, penelope is totally a bamf – a beautiful and merciless female, obviously)
Melantho and Circe, together forever.
FWIW = for once I wept or JW = Jesus Wept?
BRB = Been real, bitches
LMAO = Laughs & Mischief About Objectivism
LMAO: Lady Mallory, As Ordered.
i am trying to stifle my laughter at “suck my hand” and it’s not working very well.
Oddly, sucking on your hand is a reasonably effective method of stifling laughter.
SAME
IMO, I’ve been undoing my needle work nightly ever since. So many suitors, SJW.
That horse looks like Prince, if Prince were a horse.
LET ME KRUMP.
I will. I will let you krump.
ROFLMAO = Running over foliage; lawn mower adjustment overdue
this one made me tl;dr (trip laughing; die risibly)
I legitimately thought that “JFC” meant “just for clarification” until about a month ago.
That assumption makes me think that you are a naturally very kind and patient person.
Of course, now you’ve learned that it means Jackals Fear Cuddling.
*sings* Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of IRL…
“FWIW = For once, I wept”
DAMMIT MALLORY are you trying to give me an aneurysm? My brain is just like “There’s no w in once aaaaargh WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.”
There is a separatist group in the Philippines called the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which was the source of much hilarity when I was a high school debate nerd. “What? We’re just talking about instability in the Pacific region.”
This hilarity was later surpassed by the Southern Tenant Farmers Union, during the history major portion of my nerd journey
My wife went to Pulaski Middle School. Where the cheerleaders did, in fact, chant the school initials.
It took a certain sort of dedication to be a cheerleader there, I expect.
LOL = lots of love (I actually know a couple people who think this, so it must be true)
My mom thinks it means Little Old Lady; she goes onto Schafkopf* websites and makes wry comments about her skill, and when people say “LOL”, she says “HOW DO THEY KNOW?”
To this day, she thinks the actual meaning is me sparing her feelings.
*German card game.
Ahhh I love this comment because it means that Schafkopf is real and not something I misunderstood while drunk and foreign on a Bavarian farmstay vacation in 2004
I feel that way about Perdedor and Pedro. I’m not sure they aren’t just elaborate Mao variants where you lose all the time.
TTYL: This Time You Lose
Goodbye IRL
Well of course Justin Wemberly is sad! He’s basically the scapegoat of the internet.
Sad Justin Wemberley sounds like a jazz musician whose songs Bertie would play at the flat, while Jeeves quietly but disapprovingly mended collars in the background.
I thought SMH meant so much hate for a looooong time, and that’s still what I equate it with. SO MUCH DAMN HATE.
I… just googled it cause it seemed like everyone but me knew now.
It doesn’t?!?
It makes more sense! I’m not merely shaking my head, I am sending massive vibes of hate!
OITIHAOOTBWDSPT
OK, I think I have an opinion on this but what do smarter people think?
FOH= Fleeing out of here
= fleet of hoof
YMMV – Your Mother May Veto
I have been in groups where having an established acronym for “[name] Is Late/Lost” would have been a time-saver, for sure. Although to really capture the sentiment it would have to be “TIL A-F-G”.
Tim is always lost, so I took his best horse, Carl, and in Carl’s opinion, running on four legs is the best, even though I say to him ‘If I run, Carl, on four legs, I just can’t krump. Let me krump.”
FTW = fuck the world.
For a time I legitimately thought this was what it actually meant. When I realized I was wrong through context I didn’t bother to find out what it really meant for a long time because I thought it was funnier this way.
Me too! I saw very polite people using it in a cheerful manner and I was so confused.
G2G = Glimpsed two geese
Internet Gamer Glossary
gg = goodness gracious!
QQ = queefing quilt
MMORPG = minute maid’s orchestral resolution per greatness
pwn = pony
My horse is pretty sure that IIRC=Interested In Real Carrots (not this baby carrot b.s.)
I have a sore throat and it hurts to laugh! Stop! I have the flu ROFL (Real or Flu-Like)
Also I just ate salami and I wanted my cat to come and give me some love, so I reached out and called to her and told her “suck my dang hand!” because licking my salami fingers would be almost like affection. But nope, she ignored me.
OMG = organ meat gravy
OMFG = organ meat-flavored gravy
AFK = away fucking kudu
BRB = bring real beer
BTW = Big Tom Wemberly (Jimmy’s dad)
TTFN = the titmouse flies nightly
FAQ = fondle a quail
FAQs = fondle all quails
“OMG = organ meat gravy
OMFG = organ meat-flavored gravy”
The laughter hurts!!!
My horse no doubt believes that I should begin all my sentences with IMHO. If he had thumbs he’d be the President for life of a small island nation -and the mini would be the head of the secret police of said small island nation.
Minis are always the stealth horse of the bunch… the secret police, the spy for the next farm over, the creature with the courage to actually play with the Jolly ball. The one that reports back what the dogs are up to. The one that eats the chicken feed, and doesn’t get sick, leading to the bigs thinking chicken feed is something horses might eat, with less than stellar results.
You speak truth. *nods approvingly* We believe that our mini may have been the head of an international drug cartel in his previous lifetime -it would explain a lot.
Also, and most importantly, did any of your horses colic from eating the chicken feed?
Mallory, does that horse’s mane have witch braids? Are those witch-braids, Mallory???
In MY (imaginary) horse’s opinion, they ARE!
It's…not? Huh. This explains all those times I was confused about why people were so angry about stuff.
TTYL – Ticklish turtles yell loudest
BRB- Big Red Button
FTW – Found The Walrus
BTW -Bring The Walrus
DH- Dazzling Horse
So, that is like ALL of them? -except for the grey ones, who are all presumably covered in mud and green manure stains.
DH- Dazzling Horse
ICYMI- I Cried, You Mean Idiot
WTF = Wait, too friendly
YOLO = Yodeling over loud objections
DTF = Don’t touch fires
WTF = Wait, too friendly
YOLO = Yodeling over loud objections
DTF = Don't touch fires
ICYMI = I See Me (vain, staring in mirror)
OH = Oh.
LMAO = El Mayo.