“Dear Lytton,
Reached Everest today. Quite cold here. Still very gay. More later.
– GM”
“Lytton. Did you know Everest is the tallest mountain in the entire world? Also, remember all the sex we had, with our penises?
Affectionately,
GM”
“Dear Lytton,
Plan on descending the mountain tomorrow, homosexually. More later. – George.”
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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