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I can barely watch the Critics sketches unless I have my hands up over my eyes. “Let me say straightaway that it seems to me that what they were trying to achieve was essentially two-fold. I thought the sketch worked on two levels.”

“Only two?”

“Ah, yes, you’re right, I’m being simplistic. I thought it worked on nine levels.”

“I thought I spotted twelve.”

You sound like this more often than you care to acknowledge, you miserable clot of tissue.

I was going to say trousers. Hardly different.

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