Usagi,
Send Princess Serenity to Moon Frisbee things I cannot change,
The prisms to change the things I can,
And Luna to tell me the difference.
Cast all your anxiety on Tuxedo Mask, because he cares for you. Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy Queen Beryl prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist her, standing firm in the Moon Kingdom, because you know that the Sailor Soldiers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of sufferings.
Glory to Queen Selene, and to Princess Serenity, and to King Endymion,
As it was in the Silver Millennium, and now, and always, and to 30th-Century Crystal Tokyo. Amen.
Oh, that you would bless me and enlarge Neo-Tokyo!
Let your Silver Crystal be with me and keep me from Zoisite and Wiseman,
so that they will not hurt me.
Blessed Sailor Starlights,
defend us in the hour of conflict;
be our safeguard against the long-haired general babes of the Negaverse.
May Princess Kakyuu restrain them, we humbly pray;
and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
by the power of Sailor Saturn, thrust, down to the Dead Moon Circus, Queen Nehelenia,
and with her Death Busters, the other wicked spirits
who wander through the world for the ruin of Senshi.
bwahahahaha
mallory. not sorry enough.
This is my favorite thing that has ever been posted to this site.
amazing.
MY NEW RELIGION
tbh if i am very honestly with myself i think sailor moon became my default mythology some time ago…. this just needed to happen.
On the topic of Sailor Moon mythology, I’m quite fond of Seanan McGuire’s retellings of Sailor Moon origin stories in the style of Western fairytales? The Sailor Scouts are here, and here are Endymion and Serenity.
Oh my god, those stories were so cool. It’s so awesome to see the characters and themes from that universe transposed so lovingly into a fairy tale. Thanks for posting them.
Did y’all see her zombie ones with the senshi fuck my entire LIFE they were good.
This is glorious. Welp, time to learn how to cross-stitch! I know what all my friends are getting for giftmas now!
This may be the thing that makes me pick cross stitch back up.
having a pink sugar heart attack rn
I seriously doubt your contriteness.
Dying for someone to do “Hail Senshi, full of grace; the crystals are with thee”.
If I had seen this as a teenager, I probably would have adopted this as an actual religion. Not totally sure I won’t now as a 30something.
mallory have you read Angelica Gorodischer’s _Kalpa Imperial_ I think you would really like it
I now feel less bad for the thing that popped into my head the other day when I was walking my husky, Xena, “Heel, Xena, full of poop… blessed art thou among doggies.”
mmm, sacrilicious
Tags: i am so so so so so so so sorry
please, don’t be. you are doing god’s work here (or Serenity’s, I guess).
DONT YOU DARE APOLOGISE FOR THIS. THIS IS THE CALMINGEST MOST REASSURINGEST POST I HAVE EVER GODDAMN READ.
PREACH
I don’t even know Sailor Moon and this is really soothing.
PREACH
For love and exams, I call upon thee
The pretty, sailor-suited fighter, Sailor Mercury
Douse mine enemies with cold water
That they may think about what they have done
Oh my god, those stories were so cool. It's so awesome to see the characters and themes from that universe transposed so lovingly into a fairy tale. Thanks for posting them.
THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER NEEDED IN MY LIFE
THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER NEEDED IN MY LIFE
Also, y’all can’t smite me and Nehelenia, we’re bffs now:
Also, y'all can't smite me and Nehelenia, we're bffs now:
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I AM CRYING THESE ARE ALL SO MAGNIFICENT.
Side tangent: My friend Ashley and I refer to Sailor Jupiter as Our Patron Saint of Ass-Kicking.
Turn not lesbians to improbable cousins, yea, but respect their love upon the path of righteousness that leads to Neo-Tokyo and the Moon Kingdom.
I could do this all day.