Songs on The Magic Mike XXL Soundtrack, Definitively Ranked -The Toast

14. Cookie, R. Kelly (because he is a criminal)

13. Freek’n You, Jodeci

12. I Want It That Way, Backstreet Boys

11. Ain’t There Something Money Can’t Buy, Nick Waterhouse

10. Heaven, Matt Bomer

9. Marry You, Donald Glover

8. Give it to the People, The Child of Lov

7. Untitled, Matt Bomer

6. Sex You, Bando Jonez

5. Gooey, Glass Animals

4. All the Time, Jeremih, Lil Wayne, Natasha Mosley

3. Pony, Ginuwine

2. Anywhere, 112

1. Feel It, Jacquees, Rich Homie Quan, Lloyd

Roxane Gay is the editor of The Butter.

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Linnea · 506 weeks ago

What about Closer, by NIN????

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Emily · 506 weeks ago

YES.

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Alluvial_Fan 106p · 506 weeks ago

I was peeved when I saw the official soundtrack doesn't include Closer. Cause that Marry Me-Closer routine is my favorite thing ever.

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literarysara 119p · 506 weeks ago

It was also the favorite thing of the otherwise ordinary-looking gentleman who was seated in front of me when I saw the movie. He was pretty quiet until 'Closer' came on and then he could not contain his joy.
MMXXL = something for everyone!

(except for R. Kelly. Nothing for you, R. Kelly!)

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LogopolisMike 76p · 506 weeks ago

I am not that ordinary gentleman but I maybe could have been, but I'm haven't seen MMXXL yet. I'm so glad to know this moment happens though because it might have actually killed me if the element of surprise had been added.

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Frumiosa 141p · 506 weeks ago

RIGHT??

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michelleje 69p · 506 weeks ago

Yeah, I ended up making an XXL XXL soundtrack playlist on Spotify so I could include all the songs they didn't include.

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Smitty 86p · 506 weeks ago

Kinda surprised Pony isn't #1! I heard it on the radio the other day, turned it up, and just smiled. (And I haven't even seen MMXXL yet, just such a delightful song!)

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Ellen W. · 506 weeks ago

Between MMXXL and the goofy ice skating video I don't hate that song anymore! (Bad prom memory)

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smeesmeesmee 117p · 506 weeks ago

I'd definitely put Anywhere on number 1 on my version! I'm seeing the film for the 3rd time tonight, this time with MrSmee, who's coming with me as an early birthday present for me. Living my best life.

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frankie0darling 140p · 506 weeks ago

I mean idk about the rest of the Toastverse but when I was in the cinema The Battle-Song Of My Womanly Loins was so loud I was pretty sure it would be on the official soundtrack

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builtahouse 123p · 506 weeks ago

I definitely sat in my conservative office yesterday with my earbuds in and played Pony because hahahaha nooooo one would knooooww.

MM XXL soundtrack? The aural equivalent of fancy lingerie under normal clothes.

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Es_Petal 120p · 506 weeks ago

I wish any of it (apart from Closer which I have many versions of because I got the single which has a million remixes of) came anywhere near my musical tastes.

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logicbutton 128p · 506 weeks ago

This is fair, but I have to say that the movie made me see I Want It That Way in a whole new light.

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LezzyBeaverman 94p · 506 weeks ago

Yeah, I don't disagree with the ratings in terms of the songs overall, but for context in the film I would have to give #1 to I Want It That Way, because that scene is a nugget of pure cinema perfection.

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Lady_Honoria 92p · 506 weeks ago

Whereas I was thrilled because I knew that it would mean everyone would see 'I Want It That Way' in the light I have always seen it.

The Backstreet Boys were amazing and now they are even more amazing and MMXXL is the most amazing.

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EnchiladaTaco 123p · 506 weeks ago

I have long maintained IWITW is a top ten song of all time, and frankly, seeing it in this context basically made me turn into a puddle of happy goo and slide under my seat.

ILU BSB BSB 4 LYFE

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Lady_Honoria 92p · 505 weeks ago

I have had IWITW in my head all weekend, now. What a blessing.

Did anyone see that BSB reunion concert movie? I missed it in cinemas and I wanted to see it but was also terrified to see it because it looked like a trainwreck and I'm not sure if it was bad in a good way or just bad?

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ProfPumps 90p · 506 weeks ago

Ok, y'all, what is the song that's playing when they are in Rome's club and they are all sitting around talking and laughing (but their actual voices are muted)? It doesn't have any lyrics I can google and I can't even hum it effectively. I have searched this extensively, to no avail.

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