Are you real? Well, yes.
Is it raining outside now?
…I’m in a basement.
The Dali show, from
seven years ago, I missed.
Can I still go now?
Who replaces your
American flags? May I
speak with them? URGENT.
We close at five. If
I arrive at five, when would
I need to leave? Five.
I found a Miro
in my attic. Can you buy
it? Not at all fake.
Picasso found in
gated community yard.
Definitely real.
Dental assistant
calls about tooth art that should
be in the museum.
I want to bring my
mini horse to the museum.
That should be fine, right?
Son in college has
assignment. Needs hand holding.
You should do his work.
A show, forty years
ago. Transfer me to the
curator please. Now.
Who were the very
first donors? The more recent
ones get their credit.
Why are there stairs? I
don’t like that you’re on a hill.
You should be lower.
The museum is not
free. This upsets you greatly.
And it’s my fault.
The prices are too
high. I’m not buying tickets,
just thought you should know.
There was a Rodin
at another museum.
So what was its name?
Can you tell me where
the skate park is? What do you
mean, you don’t know? Why?
Other museums have
a different parking system,
and this upsets me.
Our hours are ten to
five. Every day. No matter
how often you ask.
Do you guys have the
dinosaurs? You should, they’re much
better than paintings.
