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Maia Brown-Jackson is a recovering English major working at an arts organization. While drinking too much coffee and eating too much sugar, she’s writing like a madwoman and learning Twitter and Tumblr.
8 years ago in Work & Business
Are you real? Well, yes. Is it raining outside now? ...I'm in a basement.
The Dali show, from seven years ago, I missed. Can I still go now?
Who replaces your American flags? May I speak with them? URGENT.
We close at five. If I arrive at five, when would I need to leave? Five.
I found a Miro in my attic. Can you buy…
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