
I don’t have any jokes to make about these, I just think this is what it means to be happy in Our Capitalist Society and I someday aspire to be so rich I never have to get up from a recumbent position.
[Image via]
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
Forgot password?
Close message
Subscribe to this blog post's comments through...
Subscribe via email
SubscribeComments (54)
Sort by: Date Rating Last Activity
jennycieplak 120p · 494 weeks ago
brigidkeely 112p · 494 weeks ago
The downside is people have stopped bringing me food and expect to clean again.
Anyway. Remaining in a supine position by choice: Awesome. Being forced into it: deceptively awful and also super isolating.
emmysuhweeks · 494 weeks ago
azakhm 111p · 494 weeks ago
Taskir 103p · 494 weeks ago
Carly · 494 weeks ago
loren_smith 100p · 494 weeks ago
philipgoldfarb 127p · 494 weeks ago
Only women may occupy that position. Do not usurp it.
Either_Ada 139p · 494 weeks ago
"This settee was made for two: just me and my ego."
KatPruska 117p · 494 weeks ago
deleted7541601 123p · 494 weeks ago
logicbutton 128p · 494 weeks ago
Turnip Truck · 494 weeks ago
mydonkeyfeet 103p · 494 weeks ago
perianwen 105p · 494 weeks ago
amateurhermit · 494 weeks ago
aiquale 105p · 494 weeks ago
bighairnoheart 123p · 494 weeks ago
arc315 112p · 494 weeks ago
RoseCamelia 123p · 494 weeks ago
So rich I can wear a dress made out of an entire bolt of beautiful fabric.
eselle28 127p · 494 weeks ago
My votes go to the woman with the yellow dress and the green chair, who is clearly living her best life, and to the woman who doesn't have to choose between sumptuous embroidered dresses and adorable little dogs.
30 rock · 494 weeks ago
How do you know all these Indigo Girls songs?
literarysara 119p · 494 weeks ago
Goomaly 113p · 494 weeks ago
demachaut 118p · 494 weeks ago
Teka Lynn · 494 weeks ago
carrie · 494 weeks ago
AnnaHowe · 494 weeks ago
Second reaction to #1: Hang on, that's someone else's hand on the book. She *is* having fun.
Third thought: calls over partner to check that it's not just me. Partner agrees that the hand is a different colour and that it's at a weird angle, and points out that there's definitely someone kneeling under that fabulous dress. You can see their feet.
Speaking as someone who's largely bedbound due to severe disability, and has been for years, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Lonely and boring as fuck, and I have no idea how people handled it before the internet. Cats are an important part of getting through it.
telzeyamberdon 76p · 494 weeks ago
'Tis such a trial to be an ornament to my man's success!
ticklemysax · 493 weeks ago
How could she be sure
Post a new comment
Comment as a Guest, or login:
Comments by IntenseDebate
Reply as a Guest, or login: