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Women Who Are So Rich They Never Have To Get Up And That’s What Happiness Is I Am Pretty Sure

by Mallory Ortberg · October 16, 2015
Look at how SITTING and LYING DOWN they are!
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Buttered This Week: Aug. 15-21

by Melissa Moorer · August 21, 2015
This week was the full feelings buffet. Remember, you can always come back for more: Celeste Ng called How to Make Yogurt in Manila by Grace Talusan ‘beautiful and moving’ (on the Twitter machine) so you don’t have to take our word for its awesomeness. “Things That Are Meant To Make You Feel Safe And …
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What The Happiest Woman In The World Looks Like

by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2015
At last, an annotated view of happiness.

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  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Look At How Happy This Guy Is To See A Shark

by Mallory Ortberg · December 17, 2014
This guy is so happy.
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Ruin Your Own Happiness, Part I: How To Be Disappointed By Good News

by Mallory Ortberg · December 4, 2014
Here's a handy way to ruin even good news.

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