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Surely there is a lesson we can all glean from Madeline’s response to the obscene caller. (Does anyone make obscene calls nowadays, or is that a plague that has been lifted from this sorry earth, now that everyone has Caller ID and also no one makes phone calls?)

“Here I’ve waited my whole life for you, and now you don’t even want me.” In an alternate universe, she would have been the perfect Emily Gilmore.

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