MONK #1: why would anyone hold hands
MONK #2: to protect the tiny witch hiding underneath them writing you a poem
MONK #1: i feel like im running out of room to draw people in this coronation scene
MONK #2: oh no you’re fine
people actually get smaller the more they’re in the middle of things
so youre fine
MONK #1: how’s this crucifixion scene coming along
MONK #2: well
it has SOME wings
MONK #1: but not enough, right
MONK #2: well how else can Jesus flap his blood spears at people if he doesn’t have wings
MONK #1: i guess i thought they just flowed naturally to people
MONK #2: dont be naive
MONK #1: i feel like i cant draw hands
MONK #2: thats crazy
you sound crazy
MONK #1: i mean look at this
MONK #2: hey
you listen to me
hands can be anything you want them to be
okay?
MONK #1: okay
MONK #2: hey im serious
MONK #1: okay
thanks
🙂
MONK #1: hey so uh
i took your advice
about hands and how they can be anything
anyway i drew this
MONK #2: oh wow
MONK #1: do you like it
MONK #2: its definitely a castle with a
guy stapled to it
MONK #1: ahh thank god
i was so worried you wouldn’t ‘get it’
is it TOO OBVIOUS that its supposed to be pope julian
MONK #2: no i think youre good
MONK #1: ok phew
ahh
what a relief
MONK #1: ok i KNOW i can do this
hands wise
MONK #2: you definitely can
this one’s a freebie
it’s just other monks
think about what we look like and draw it
MONK #1: ahhh i want to peek but i feel like thats cheating
i honestly cant remember if we have shoulders and chests rn
MONK #2: give it your best guess
MONK #1: how many people would you guess fit in a church
MONK #2: like at a time?
MONK #1: one, probably?
MONK #2: yeah probably one, or almost one but not quite
MONK #1: but like, conversely
a ring could fit most of a hand in it
yeah?
MONK #2: yeah i mean rings are just bracelets that people move around
so yeah
MONK #1: how much is a woman
MONK #2: like an eighth
MONK #1: ahh tyty
MONK #1: ok i drew you another something
MONK #2: ahhh
MONK #1: do you like it
MONK #2: ahhhh
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Yes! Yes! It's not the hands you have to worry about, Monk #1! The hands are just a little….off scale. Let's talk about those weird-ass feet!
#4! Look out for the little man under your bed!
Also, your shoes are actually dismembered human feet. Maybe the little man is right to hide from you.
This confirms everything I ever hoped was true about monks.
Eve 1.0
She was…not a success.
I initially read it as an "ahhhh" of prolonged horror. Now reading your comment, I see how it can be more of long an extended "ahhhh" that is thoughtful and buying himself some time.
Okay, 1/8 of a woman, yes. But what really gets me about that one is just how absolutely spurned that naked guy looks.
I was thinking Peyton Manning, given how much their heads resemble big toes.
I can only express myself in imogis and I don't know if this site shows imogis so here goes=
-laughing so hard I'm crying face-
…that was slightly anticlimactic….
Is that a monitor issue? What kind are you using? I'm not seeing that difference.
Is this the greatest?
I feel like the bigger question for me is what is up with Adam's leg? Was Adam 1.0 also not a success? Is the eye in his belly supposed to be a belly button? He also has quite the 10ish pack of abs/ribs. Very nice that he's spent his short time on Earth doing crunches and planks.