Illustration by Kelsey Beyer When you dress in the
same outfit by mistake, who
is the one to change.
Whether it’s okay
to use an old sex toy on
a current partner.
Whether Starbucks cups
are compostable/shame for
not bringing your own.
We’ve been broken up
six months. Should we be going
back to therapy?
Whether it mattered
if the “special brownies” you
made were organic.
Sometimes you’d rather
watch the U.S. women’s soccer
team than have sex.
Whether or not to
watch The L Word again in
its entirety.
By the number of
gifts given, you clearly love
the cat more than me.
Who takes the minutes
at group meetings for Knitting
To End Oppression.
Are you crazy? There’s
TOTALLY LESBIAN SUBTEXT
in this book/film/show.
Babe, BABE. I KNOW how
to assemble this dresser
from IKEA. TRUST.
You don’t understand
or nurture my special crush
on Peter Dinklage!
Whether or not you’re
fighting the “right” way. Worksheets
and lists are involved.
This porn is hot, but
shouldn’t we get off to
womyn-owned, indie smut?
Who will kill the bugs
(or lovingly trap and then
free them in the wild).
Is “Living Room” by
Tegan and Sara creepy
or misunderstood?
Kristen Stewart.
Is _____ (fill in the blank)
fictional character REALLY
gay or REALLY bi?
Sometimes you’d rather
watch another Orange Is the
New Black than have sex.
Have you reconciled
your identity with your
race and class privilege?
No, but really. Let’s
talk about this. Do you love
the cat more than me?
Whether this dolphin
documentary is too
triggering to watch.
Whether it’s worth it
to spend $12 on raw,
cruelty-free honey.
Whether said honey
oppresses bees and should be
on our “no buy” list.
Whose love was MORE REAL
for Alice in The L Word,
Dana’s or Tasha’s?
WHO KEEPS TEXTING YOU?
LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE. *Scrolls through*
WHO’S “MOM”? WHO IS SHE?!
It’s MY turn to wear
the sparkly unicorn vest.
You wore it last time!
Whether to watch a
terrible movie for six
minutes of gay sex.
You forgot (again!)
the reusable tote bag
for the groceries.
Who has the bigger
crush on Carrie Brownstein/best
way(s) to seduce her.
The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) comes out in April and cats everywhere are already disinterested and sleeping on your laptops like they always do. Sign up for Anna’s newsletter for more info, more haikus, and more transference.
