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20 Comments
Frumiosa+49
lol “beaver habitats”
MsNormaDesmond+54
“not opposed to being eaten.”
hehehehehhe
tinypaperme+46
I used to work for an indie paper with a personals section. Amazing how many ads in the “women seeking women” said things like, “enjoys sports, theater, eating out, and long walks on the beach.”
CordeliaFitz+54
Wait, is liking The Cranberries a “Lesbian Thing”? Is that why all my heterosexual friends always complained when I played The Cranberries in the car?
cemb63+41
Maybe they were afraid you were a zombie.
pulleywhipped+27
also the terrific song they wrote “Zombie.”
fullyfunctional+16
“Huge fans of The Cranberries” – yes yes this is me.
phlippin+46
I think “Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee” is a pretty good indication that Indigo Girls is also lesbian/zombie crossover music.
bighairnoheart+18
Also lesbian/zombie/my dad crossover music. He adores The Cranberries and Indigo Girls.
ActionGeologist+4
Also for Skyrim fans
OiSunshine+11
“I used to be a lesbian like you, but then….”
theshehulkchef+6
I am trying desperately to think of additions to this list and I’ve got nothing and I’m ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
ElainaJay+25
I remember lots of drives home from school when my dad had The Cranberries’ Zombie blasting. He’s definitely more vocal than mute, so I guess he’s a lesbian. Brb, making a phone call.
OiSunshine+18
Zombies have musical tastes and sex lives? I never knew.
Is it lesbians that can’t cross running water, or was it a line of salt?
swords-and-spindles+6
Go watch the very relevant BBC show In the Flesh. But be warned, they cancelled it too soon and it doesn’t have a satisfying ending.
The Elitist Semicolon
I used to work for an indie paper with a personals section. Amazing how many ads in the "women seeking women" said things like, "enjoys sports, theater, eating out, and long walks on the beach."
tinypaperme+19
Unrelated: I really want to cuddle the kitties in their tiny hoodies that are in the preview pic.
The Elitist Semicolon
Unrelated: I really want to cuddle the kitties in their tiny hoodies that are in the preview pic.
szielins+45
I did hear Katie Perry is recording “I Cracked Open The Skull of a Stranger And Ate Her Brain and I Liked It”. (The recording’s problematic provenance aside, the narrative is so inherently O’Bannon-trioxin-normative that I could just spit.)
OiSunshine+2
Since this popped up on the front page again, I’ll say that I’d like to see something where a group of heterosexuals try to hold off the hordes of lesbians.
lol “beaver habitats”
“not opposed to being eaten.”
hehehehehhe
I used to work for an indie paper with a personals section. Amazing how many ads in the “women seeking women” said things like, “enjoys sports, theater, eating out, and long walks on the beach.”
Wait, is liking The Cranberries a “Lesbian Thing”? Is that why all my heterosexual friends always complained when I played The Cranberries in the car?
Maybe they were afraid you were a zombie.
also the terrific song they wrote “Zombie.”
“Huge fans of The Cranberries” – yes yes this is me.
I think “Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee” is a pretty good indication that Indigo Girls is also lesbian/zombie crossover music.
Also lesbian/zombie/my dad crossover music. He adores The Cranberries and Indigo Girls.
Also for Skyrim fans
“I used to be a lesbian like you, but then….”
I am trying desperately to think of additions to this list and I’ve got nothing and I’m ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
I remember lots of drives home from school when my dad had The Cranberries’ Zombie blasting. He’s definitely more vocal than mute, so I guess he’s a lesbian. Brb, making a phone call.
Zombies have musical tastes and sex lives? I never knew.
Is it lesbians that can’t cross running water, or was it a line of salt?
Go watch the very relevant BBC show In the Flesh. But be warned, they cancelled it too soon and it doesn’t have a satisfying ending.
I used to work for an indie paper with a personals section. Amazing how many ads in the "women seeking women" said things like, "enjoys sports, theater, eating out, and long walks on the beach."
Unrelated: I really want to cuddle the kitties in their tiny hoodies that are in the preview pic.
Unrelated: I really want to cuddle the kitties in their tiny hoodies that are in the preview pic.
I did hear Katie Perry is recording “I Cracked Open The Skull of a Stranger And Ate Her Brain and I Liked It”. (The recording’s problematic provenance aside, the narrative is so inherently O’Bannon-trioxin-normative that I could just spit.)
Since this popped up on the front page again, I’ll say that I’d like to see something where a group of heterosexuals try to hold off the hordes of lesbians.