aww, the buddy! he is too nude and angry to even play his lute, little pal

 

lil friend! I’ll hold you back from stabbing the ocean!! you’re okay buddy, it’s okay, you’re safe now, you’re gonna hurt yourself wrestling around in my strong arms like that

 

awww, you’re so mad about Briseis that you don’t have a shirt on anymore!!! buddy you can’t let your feelings keep you from getting dressed though

 

it’s no fun to yell at all your friends while you are wearing your jammies!! let me cuddle your face ok

 

buddy!!! you’ve got the right idea of cuddling but you should only cuddle the living ok

 

you’re so serious and damp about the ankles but I think you should give up pointing and warfare and let me snuggle you please ok

 

C’MERE AND LET ME CUDDLE THE SADNESS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR

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