Art Portraits Of “The Wrath Of Achilles” That Just Make Me Wanna Cuddle Him
The wrath of Achilles is adorable and petulant!
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Art Paintings Of The Torture Of Prometheus Where It Actually Looks Like The Eagle Assigned To Tear Out His Liver Is His New Boyfriend
The punishment of Prometheus (he was chained to a rock and had his eternally-regenerating liver torn out by an eagle every day) has always been a popular topic for Western artists, and why not; it's full of action poses and furious birds and gave everyone the chance to draw hands. A real win-win! And yet: Over time, folks got a little sloppy, and eventually, more often than not, Prometheus and the eagle looked like boyfriends on the cover of a supernatural-themed gay romance novel.
Art The Toast Looks Back: The Best of Western Art History
So many jokes about art! They were all the same joke, but I sure did love it.
Art Women Who Are Dating Peacocks In Western Art History
I mean, that's what it looks like, at least.
Art Women In Western Art History Who Are Pretty Much Finished With Samuel’s Whole Deal, Whatever He’s Trying To Do
Samuel...No, sorry, doesn't sound familiar.
Art Women Enjoying Heterosexual Kisses In Western Art History
Mm. That's good, where your lips are.
Art Men Praying Bitchily In Western Art History
Are you there, God? It's me...your worst nightmare.
Art Women Slipping Out Of Embraces In Western Art History
no, we mustn't kiss again
Charles kissed someone and look what happened to him
Charles died of fever
well
just to be safe
we should never kiss again
Art “Oh…No, My Thing Is Happening”: Women Leaving Tactfully In Western Art History
"Oh...well."
Art The Return Of The Prodigal Son In Art, In Order Of Prodigalness
Everything from "death's door" to "I lost my shirt."
Men In Western Art Who Are So Nude It Makes Them Furious
Naked and emotionally devastated.
Art Men In Western Art Who Are So Beautiful It Has Made Them Sleepy
Aw, the lil buddies.
Art Miserable-Looking Women Wearing Flower Crowns In Western Art History
This graceful laurel wreath isn't doing ANYTHING to help.
Art Men Who Have Finally ‘Found Their Sound’ In Western Art History
This is it, boys. We've found our sound.
Art Don’t Stand So Close To Me: People Ignoring Personal Boundaries In Western Art History
You're all SO CLOSE to being normal!
