1. My Terrible Childhood Bracketed With Epigrams
2. Everyone Was Murdered But Me (And It Was Awful)
3. Finding Love At Buchenwald
4. Oh, The Drugs I Did
5. Oh, The Drugs My Murderers Did During My Terrible Childhood
6. I Was At The Holocaust For All Of It
7. I Came Of Age Recklessly And Full-Throatedly, Like A California Cabernet Or A Rabid Dog
8. Hate-Fucking And Unnecessary Ellipses
9. Personally, I Relate To The Dregs Of Society And Do Not Fit In At This Country Club, Which Symbolizes My Father
10. Apparently I Am Drinking Too Much
11. Showering With Timothy Leary
12. Why Should I Use Capital Letters Or Apostrophes When My Family Home Has Been Stolen From Me By Wolves
13. Have You Ever Noticed That Sex And Violence Are Connected And That I Once Ate A Hundred Knives
14. At Last, I Have Remembered The LSD Incest Satanic Cult That Raised Me
15. Unverifiable Sketches Of Life In South Central Los Angeles
16. A Neat And Sudden Tying Up Of Narrative Loose Ends
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.