ByAshley Gallagher

Ashley Gallagher has no opinions and never has public confrontations with men. She experiences no anxiety over sharing her writing with you on the internet, and certainly never overshares on Twitter.

  1. From before I can remember to the beginning of my high school years, it was my family's tradition to go to Disney World for the week of Thanksgiving. It was the only vacation we took for the better part of my childhood, and we prided ourselves on our special insider knowledge as regular, annual visitors to Disney World. The crown jewel in our treasury of underloved “secret” attractions was Maelstrom: A High Seas Adventure.