ByBen Potrykus

Ben Potrykus is a social service worker who plays in the band Bent Shapes. In 1998, his English teacher made him sit outside of the classroom wearing an improvised dunce cap for making silly jokes. Now his silly jokes are occasionally published on websites. Never give up on yr dreams.

  1. Special thanks to Bob Ross and BobRossQuotes.com.

    In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over is the garbage in bed. Any time ya learn, ya gain, in bed. Any way you want it to be, that's just right, in bed. You can do anything you want to do. This

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