Hamlet, by William Shakespeare The perfect gift for: Your mom What you're really saying: "Your new boyfriend is not my dad and I'm going to make things very difficult for you." Le Morte d’Arthur, by Sir Thomas Malory The perfect gift for: Your absent father What you’re really saying: “See what happens when you ignore your kid?” The Odyssey, by Homer The perfect gift for: Your boyfriend What you’re really saying: “You’re always late, and I have…