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Samantha Finley bounces capriciously between Baltimore and Chicago. She enjoys good puns and bad movies.
6 years ago in How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
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You are a man: a worthy warrior, a hard-hearted hero, a mighty mail-warrior, a sturdy spear-bearer, a resolute retainer, an eager earl, a fierce-minded fighter, a stalwart soldier...
You deliver both insults and speeches exclusively in tight alliterative verse.
You are a pagan, and this is very sad.
You are a Christian, but in a suitably Germanic way.
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