By Taryn Tilton

Taryn Tilton also has good dreams. She currently lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina, where she drinks only wine and dances only tango.

  1. I was the scared, skinny thing waiting for the bus post-apocalypse. You were the panhandling hunchback with peg legs and excellent tumbling skills. You showed me your member after I declined to give you my bus fare. I’m sorry. I have the money now and would love to take you out. You were dressed like Alex DeLarge from Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange and working the cakewalk. Was it just me, or did you call my…

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