Posts tagged “arthurian romance”

  1. GREEN KNIGHT: hi hi
    come over
    it'll be fun
    we can whack off each other's heads with swords

    GAWAIN: what

    GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with my wife

    GAWAIN: sorry what

    GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with me

    GAWAIN: what?

    GREEN KNIGHT: come over
    we'll have dinner
    with all our heads on and also clothes

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