You were promised an intense and fevered discussion of bad gay movies; now you shall reap the whirlwind. We begin with 2001's Lost and Delirious, a truly terrible movie about girls falling in love at the world's least carefully monitored boarding school. First, let us meet the cast of characters. Myself and Nicole you already know. From our Autostraddlin' counterparts: "Riese Bernard, Laneia Jones and Rachel Kincaid are the editors of Autostraddle, where they write…