Movies Movie Yelling With Nicole and Mallory: The Hunt for Red October
In which Nicole and Mallory yell about one of the greatest movies ever made, The Hunt for Red October.
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Movies Movie Yelling With Mallory and Nicole: Captain America: Civil War
In which Nicole and Mallory yell at each other about Captain America: Civil War.
Meta We Are Closing The Toast July 1st
The Toast is coming to an end this July! This is not a cruel joke.
Advice How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You
Nicole and Mallory, drawing on their own, rich friendship, provide a roadmap to Canadian anger and passive-aggression.
Movies Movie Yelling With Nicole and Mallory: Crimson Peak
Feelings ahead.
Religion Gabbin’ About God: Transubstantiation and The Lord’s Supper
FALSE DOCTRINES. ARISTOTELIANISM. POPERY. It's all here.
Relationships The Miserable Marriages of Modern Family, Ranked
Nicole and Mallory explore the terrible, horrible, no-good relationships on Modern Family.
Television Every Argument About “Buffy” On The Internet, From 1998 Until Now
Every argument about Buffy that everyone has ever had on the Internet. Ever.
Meta Rejected Names For “The Toast” That Nicole And Mallory Actually Considered
These are actual names we almost called The Toast. ACTUAL NAMES.
Heroes Happy Birthday, Nick Pavich!
It's our publisher's birthday, and we love him.
Top Five Reasons to Buy the Good Web Bundle
Because you love The Toast as much as we love you.
Beauty Alternate Gilmore Girls’ Series Finales: The Many Imaginary Deaths of Christopher Hayden
In which Nicole and Mallory create perfect fictional deaths for Rory's dad on Gilmore Girls.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Roommates and Trust
Nicole and Mallory attempt vainly to provide advice to their readers.
Meta Anniversary Open Thread!
You know what to do with an open thread. We're going to go take naps now.
Advice How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You
Nicole and Mallory, drawing on their own, rich friendship, provide a roadmap to Canadian anger and passive-aggression.
