EMMA'S DRESS. All of it, but chiefly: EMMA'S DRESS.

"DO AS I SAY, CHILD, or by heaven, I'll ask you again."

This one isn't a strictly Fry-and-Laurie entry; it's from the 1982 Cambridge Footlights Revue, but it has Emma Thompson and Stephen Fry trying to out-U one another, and that is a rare gift and a shining jewel.

"My darling, you're looking pale."

"I am pale."

"Oh, my darling, don't say that, don't even think it."