[Enter RICHARD, skateboarding] RICHARD III: more like the house of Planfagenet HENRY VII: I what? that doesn't make sense we're all Plantagenets it's not Plantagenets versus somebody else everyone's a Plantagenets RICHARD III: more like fagcastrian HENRY VII: also that's really unnecessary and offensive RICHARD III: house of york? more like house of dork HENRY VII: that's your own house that's you're not even being consistent with your homophobic slurs RICHARD III: whatever this party…