History The Problem With Having Dinner With Cato the Elder by Mallory Ortberg · March 3, 2014 Cato the Elder only ever wants to talk about one thing.
Books There Is A Book Inside Of You by Mallory Ortberg · December 28, 2013 There's a book inside of you. There's nothing we can do. I'm so sorry.
Humor Oh No! You’ve Pulled Yourself Up Too High By Your Own Bootstraps! by Mallory Ortberg · December 4, 2013 You've pulled yourself up by your bootstraps so high that no one can see you!
Feminism The Angel In The House by Mallory Ortberg · November 1, 2013 Fun with idioms: the real angel in the house.
Humor Heaven Is Missing An Angel…And They’ll Raise Hell To Get Her Back by Mallory Ortberg · October 17, 2013 Heaving is missing an angel. That's not good news.