"Serious climbers all detest Everest, because you just pay someone enough money and you can do it, it's not a technically demanding climb compared to other major summits, and then if there's a storm you die. It's for dummies; it literally looks like a line of dudes waiting to use the men's room at the Superbowl, so many people do it." - Nicole Cliffe on Mt. Everest "Helicopter Jing, you're imbued with the stench of your…