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6 years ago in Advice
And please don't tell me "just stay awake while the sun is out." A wizard has taken up residence behind my eyes and I have no control when he opens and closes them.
7 years ago in Art
As you know, I spend an immoderate amount of time trawling Wikimedia Commons for old-timey paintings what I can crack jokes on, so I've seen my fair share of imperfectly-rendered animals, but this one here has taken the majority of my cakes.
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