Advice How Do You Handle Jet Lag? by Mallory Ortberg · March 15, 2016 Melatonin is USELESS, don't recommend it to me. Sorry I'm snappish and angry before you even say anything.
Art What In The Hell Animal Is This, Please by Mallory Ortberg · September 3, 2015 Please drop whatever you were doing at work and spend a lot of time discussing this with me.