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9 years ago in How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
It’s almost 2:30 and you’ve been waiting since noon for your call to go through. You’ve used the time, though.
As children, you and your siblings were featured on a radio quiz show. According to listeners, you were the most consistently rewarding speaker.
You’re going to burn your fingers if you don’t put out that cigarette.
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