Posts tagged “jen melchert”

  1. Jen Melchert last wrote for The Toast about perfidy.

    Things you will need:

    * Electric clippers, full-size or of the "personal area" variety

    * Mirrors, lots of them

    * A lot of time. More than that. Like, eleven times as long as that.

    * Absolute solitude

    * 2-8 cups of tea, depending on how many times you repeat step 4

    So you've seen pictures of Natalie Dormer

  2. If you prick me, do I not bleed?

    If I use the wrong shampoo, does not my hair become limp and fail to curl under just so?