Posts tagged “jen melchert”
Jen Melchert last wrote for The Toast about perfidy.
Things you will need:
* Electric clippers, full-size or of the "personal area" variety
* Mirrors, lots of them
* A lot of time. More than that. Like, eleven times as long as that.
* Absolute solitude
* 2-8 cups of tea, depending on how many times you repeat step 4
So you've seen pictures of Natalie Dormer
If you prick me, do I not bleed?
If I use the wrong shampoo, does not my hair become limp and fail to curl under just so?