Posts tagged “liz watson”

  1. Liz Watson's previous work for The Toast can be found here.

    There is no article of male clothing more maligned in contemporary online culture than the fedora. Once the favored hat of gangsters and sexy archaeologists, around 2011 the fedora came to be internet shorthand for a Certain Kind of Dude: a basement-dwelling, Cheeto-eater who loathes his contemporaries and seeks refuge in TV and video games. A guy who believes in the

  2. Liz Watson's previous work for The Toast can be found here. 1. I lend Kafka on the Shore to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and he doesn’t care for it and I’m not even mad because I like and respect him enough to trust his reasoning. 2. His assistant always forwards my calls to him and knows when it’s my birthday and suggests presents for me to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson which are always perfectly attuned…

  3. Meet Cathy Andrews. Cathy is a woman who wants to Have it All! In Cathy's case, 'it all' includes a nose, the Employee of the Year award, and achieving ultimate flesh coalescence with her boyfriend, Irving.

    Will Cathy's head topple off if you remove her trademark heart necklace, a la the classic horror story 'The Green Ribbon'? We can only hope! 

    Meet Irving. Testosterone is his only

  4. The Toast's previous coverage of sacrifice and dark ritual can be found here, and our coverage of makeup tips can be found here. Hello girlies! That time of year is upon us again. The decorations are up, the bells are ringing—but  if you're anything like me, all you can think about is “What am I going to wear?” The High Holidays can be so stressful and sometimes it feels like makeup should be…