"Whenever they catch you, they will pet you. But first they must catch you."

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Rabbits can count up to four. Any number above four is hrair -- "a lot," or "a thousand." Thus they say U Hrair -- "The Thousand" -- to mean, collectively, all the buddies (or elil, as they call them) of rabbits -- fox, stoat, weasel, cat, owl, man, etc. These are the creatures who will find and pet the…

The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. I think a little vanity can be healthy, especially when you work so hard to take care of your appearance. Just don't overdo it! (But I know you won't.) What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? You've been working really hard, and you deserve how…