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9 years ago in How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
Previously in this series.
Your fate was determined by a nursemaid with an unaccountably grand flair for the dramatic.
Your ancestors are all somewhat more alive than usual.
The love of your life is either your childhood sweetheart whom you have never forgotten, or a man you met fifteen seconds ago.
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