1. Claude and Eustace have been sent down from Oxford but refuse to leave your flat until they have made their professional debut on the West End, an aim to which your aunt strenuously objects. What do you feed the Empress? If you feed the Empress acorns, select A. If you feed the Empress mash with a nip of bourbon, select B.  2. You accidentally steal the umbrella of a social superior. Do you start a…