Posts tagged “the jewish people”

  1. Clara Rotter-Laitman's previous work for The Toast can be found here. When it comes to Jewish-American Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties there are some traditions that lay far outside the logic of a Jewish coming-of-age ceremony: the montage, the candle lighting ceremony and others. Nonetheless, these kitsch traditions have found their place next to the religious ones and will not budge. It’s hard to know exactly where they came from, but here is one…

  2. Your friends would describe you as...

    a. Practical but romantic

    b. Adventurous

    c. A rebel

    d. A lover

    e. A gold-digger


    What minor role did you play in Fiddler on the Roof in middle school?

    a. Fruma Sarah

    b. The Constable

    c. Bottle Dancer

    d. Avram

    e. Villager #4


  3. The Toast hopes you have had a pleasant, uplifting Hannukah. This author has kindly waived his fee for your edification.

    Torah y Moi
    The (Hebrew) National
    Yad Future
    Goy Division
    Jew Order
    Matzoh Hoople
    Manic Street Rabbis
    Guided by Moishes
    The Talis Man on Earth
    Feh Feh Fehs
    ...And You Shall Know Us By The Sale On Bread
    Portugal, The Manischewitz.